Former Illinois Governor Ron Blagojevich won’t follow in the footsteps of formerly disgraced politicians who disappear into fake jobs in the private sector or “spending time with family.” No way, the guy with the Donald Trump wannabe hair is determined to make the most of his notoriety. First, he was offered a part on upcoming reality show I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, but a judge ruled he couldn’t go to Costa Rica to film the series. So what’s he to do instead? Well, famous Nevada brothel the Moonlite Bunny Ranch has offered “Blago” an internship.
This apprenticeship could be featured throughout the upcoming season of HBO’s Cat House. Rod’s willpower would be challenged daily by the ladies as they bribe him to acquire finer rooms or better working hours and days off. In lieu of Rod’s work throughout the apprenticeship Dennis Hof [the Bunny Ranch's owner] will pay him a handsome amount of money.
So, if I want to get a paid internship that involves working around naked chicks all day, I just have to be elected to public office and then turn out to be a colossal fuckup? This may take vanity internships to a whole new level. Somewhere, Sean Avery is pissed.
