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advice from the person interviewing you

In the semi-regular feature here at STA, “The Other Side of the Aisle,” bosses get a chance to talk about work from their perspective. Here, one boss (we’ll call her “Cheryl”) talks about her experiences interviewing potential assistants and gives helpful pointers about what bosses want people to say or do in interviews.

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As someone who interviews 15-20 people a year, mostly for part time admin positions, I see a variety of folks come through my office: some who think they have found the perfect job, others who are just simply in need of anything that will keep them busy or pay the bills. The following are a variety of patterns I have seen over and over again - they are truly meant to help people like you who are on the search. It may sound strict, but when you get over 200 applicants for one position, it’s the little things that stick out. Here are some simple tips that anyone can use to set themselves apart.

If you read this and these things sounds super crazy obvious, all the power to you- you’re probably already getting to the top of the resume piles!

DO: Follow the instructions on the job posting.

AND: If it says no calls, please don’t call. Even if you are super-qualified and experienced, it will likely get your name on a list of people who won’t get interviews because why bother interviewing someone who can’t follow directions?

DO: Show up on time for the interview.

AND: If you get to the area early, grab a coffee nearby or take some time for yourself to transition into “interview mode.” More than 15 minutes early is overdoing it - it’s tacky and if you’re interviewing at a small office, your presence can actually be awkward for those who are about to meet with you.  If the folks interviewing you don’t jump to take you early, especially if they are just finishing with someone else, don’t act disappointed. I suggest waiting patiently with a magazine in the lobby or simply reviewing your resume. Yes, excessive text messaging will give the impression that this is what you will do with all of your in between time, or when the boss isn’t looking.

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sex advice from temps

Nerve.com has a regular feature called “Sex advice from…” Each time they ask different people, from Project Runway contestants to bloggers, for sex advice. This time, they asked temps. Because, as everyone knows, temps flit from office to office not because they get new assignments but because they’re actually traveling sex salespeople. You heard it here first. Some tips from the temps:

What temping skill can be applied in the bedroom?

Moving from situation to situation quickly.

Is sleeping with the boss okay when you’re a temp?

I’d like to see more temps getting laid at work. You’re in, you’re out. It’s convenient for everyone.

How can I get a temp into bed?

Be friendly. Be the first one to learn their name. Never refer to them as “the temp.”

What’s the best way to get a temp to go home with you?

Offer them medical insurance and go see their play.

Remember everyone - if you’re nice to temps, it can really pay off for you. Wink wink.

laziness is for winners

Good news, everyone! Even though the economy sucks and those of you who still have jobs are expected to do the work of four people, take a pay cut, and be grateful for it, there’s an upside. CNN wants you to know that you can still be a lazy bum and have it work out for you sometimes. Here are some of their tips for making laziness work in your favor:

  • Don’t multitask. Just say that you’re “focusing” on a particular project. Even if said project is catching up on gossip blogs.
  • Don’t eat lunch at your desk. Contrary to popular belief, it is not a law that people have to dine al desko. Coworkers at a former job of mine liked to stare each other down and intimidate anyone who dared to leave their desk between noon and 2 PM, but it even said in the company handbook that we were entitled to a full hour for lunch every day. Don’t let coworkers get you down if the Man is on your side!
  • Email can wait. Well, I don’t totally agree with this one. No, you don’t have to read every all-staff memo the second it lands in your inbox, but my boss used to send me blank emails with the subject line “Need You In My Office.” I don’t think he would have appreciated me deciding his email could wait.

If you made it to the end of this post, then you are clearly not lazy enough. Might I suggest some internet sudoku or Gchatting with your friends from college?

maybe the best work angst song ever

I cannot fucking believe that I have been running this website for three years and have never posted this song. Time to remedy that immediately.

Fun fact: Prince wrote this song! He apparently had a huge crush on Susanna Hoffs, the lead singer, but she wasn’t interested.

Lame fact: I think I know all the words to this song. OK, that’s a lie. I definitely know all the words.

work advice from ‘law & order’

Law and Order, the show that wouldn’t die, airs its 20th season premiere tonight. In honor of that huge anniversary, Examiner.com has collected a list of workplace lessons you should have learned from past episodes of the show, including:

Literacy is important in any profession. When drug dealer Michael Ingrams is stiffed by a real estate agent in a deal, he needs to get revenge for the fraud. Obviously, it only makes good business sense to hire a contractor to do this dirty work for him, but little does he know his teenage hit man is illiterate. As a result, the hired killer goes to work at the wrong house. (Episode: Mushrooms, Season 1)

If you want to get revenge on a rival colleague, make sure you know where he lives. Physicist Edward Manning steals a revolutionary scientific idea from struggling scientist Max Weiss. Weiss, who is having trouble supporting his family, gets revenge by sending a bomb to his rival. However, he didn’t realize that Manning had moved when he separated from his wife, and as a result the unsuccessful scientist ends up killing her instead. (Episode: Big Bang, Season 4)

The rest is here.

hero of the week: e.jean

It started as just another letter in the pile that Elle magazine advice columnist E. Jean gets every week. Like a lot of us lately, the letter-writer was coping with unemployment and asked E. Jean for help:

I’m currently homeless and living in a Wal-Mart parking lot. I’m educated, I have never done drugs, and I am not mentally ill. I have a strong employment history and am a career executive assistant. The instability sucks, but I’m rocking it as best as I can.

The rest of the letter recounted the story of the homeless young woman applying for a job and bombing the interview. Here’s what E. Jean had to say, after two paragraphs of useful and inspirational job search advice:

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how to stay active while unemployed

When you get laid off, it’s really tempting to lie around on the couch, watch Law and Order reruns, and feel sorry for yourself. I think it’s fine to do that for a little while, but at some point you’re going to have to get off the recliner. Whether you’re looking for a job right away or have decided to enjoy some funemployment for awhile, there are a couple of things you should consider doing in order to a) keep yourself active and alert, and b) have some stuff to talk about when interviewers ask you about that gap on your resume.

  • Volunteer. I know it sounds crazy to encourage you to work for free while you’re struggling to find a new paying gig, but volunteering even a couple of hours a week - whether at an animal shelter, a nature preserve, or a soup kitchen - will give you something to think about every time you start wallowing in self-pity. Plus, it’s a good way to meet new people and possibly consider a different career path.
  • Consider temping or doing an internship in another field. If you’ve always secretly dreamed about pursuing that career in the music industry but never had the guts to do it, now’s your chance. You might learn that it’s not the gig for you but have some fun in the meantime, or you might figure out a way to leverage the skills you already have into your new dream job.
  • Bond with other unemployed people. The last thing you need to do is sit around the house all day being depressed. If you have other unemployed friends, try to meet up once or twice a week. You can serve as each others’ support systems during new job searches or just catch cheap afternoon matinees or scour the town for a good happy hour.

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tips for finding your corporate voice

The first time I had to write a professional work email and sign my boss’ name to it instead of my own, I was totally flummoxed. There was this particular art to that “corporatespeak” voice, and I couldn’t quite get it right. For those of you in similar situations, here are a couple of useful tips:

  • Talk in the royal “we.” It helps you to think about the company being one large voice/brain and reminds you not to be personal.
  • Use initials for everyone, no matter what. Why say that Joe Green and Frank Myers are having lunch tomorrow when you can say that JG and FM are having lunch tomorrow? Using any kind of code or shorthand is a good way to make people feel like they’re ‘in the know,’ plus you sound more efficient.
  • Use at least two cliches for each short email and more for longer emails. Good, common ones include “at the end of the day,” “all hands on deck,” “team player(s),” and “outside of the box.”

advice from a favorite fake assistant

It’s certainly an odd movie to claim taught me something about the workplace, but Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, the great ’90s movie starring Christina Applegate when she was still best known for being Kelly Bundy, actually gave me a really useful piece of work advice. When Applegate’s character, Sue Ellen, fakes a resume and gets a job as an assistant at a fashion company, her boss, Rose, teaches her an incredibly useful phrase: I’m right on top of that, Rose. Sue Ellen learns to use that phrase anytime it needs to look like she’s working on something or a higher-up wants to know how a project is going. Sue Ellen may not even know what the hell they’re asking about, but she sure as hell will claim to be “on top of it.”

While the movie is completely unrealistic, that notion of saying you’re doing something when you don’t have any plans to do so is a pretty common office phenomenon. At my first assistant job, I used “I’m right on top of that, [Evil Boss' Name],” all the time. My boss, who was in his 70s and had no idea that I was quoting a movie to him, would always seem satisfied with my answer.

This line is also incredibly useful with your parents, your neat freak roommate, your professor, or anyone else who is trying to make you behave like an adult when you don’t want to. Are you done with that term paper? I’m right on top of that, Professor Rose. Are you planning to come home for Christmas? I’m right on top of that, Mama Rose. See? It really is perfect. Thanks for that, Christina Applegate.

seriously, be careful on facebook

See, guys, when I talk about how you need to be really careful talking about work on Facebook, this is exactly what I’m referring to.

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