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Horror Story: Love’s Blind, Work’s Not

This month’s Cosmo has a great work horror story:

I really hated my last job. They treated me like crap, and I was so fed up that I actually searched for openings while at work. One day, I saw a posting that looked promising. It had an anonymous email address to send a resume to, and I didn’t think twice about applying. An hour later, I was fired on the spot. Turns out, I had applied to my current employer, and since it was anonymous, I had no clue. They asked me to leave the office immediately.

See, people, this is why I hate anonymous job postings. I always assume they’re traps.

Links for the Weekend: Assistants Carrying Umbrellas

  • Is there such a thing as the “too casual” casual Friday? Sadly, the decision is not up to me. – New York Post
  • Crappy assistant task of the day: carrying Chace Crawford’s umbrella for him as he walks. Or maybe this is the best assistant task ever if Gossip Boys are your type. – DListed
  • What should you say to the coworker you’re crushing on at the office? Probably not “Hey, want to get fired for fraternizing?” – YourTango
  • The kickass Jen Dziura (I am biased because I’m her editor, but she really is awesome) points out that there are certain personality traits that count way more than anything on your resume. – TheGloss
  • Sometimes it is more stressful to get dressed for work than it is to actually work. Unless you are Miranda Priestly, obvs. – CollegeCandy

in the future, we will all do this

I’ve seen enough people who get jobs thank to stunts – starting websites, entering karaoke contests – that I’m starting to think writing resumes and actually going to job interviews is about to go the way of the dodo bird or Lehman Brothers.

A 23-year-old recent college graduate in London, Alex Kearns, was frustrated by his job search not going anywhere. Kearns, who majored in the super-practical fields of French and Italian (hey, I minored in French and am not hating, but I was willing to acknowledge my field of study wasn’t necessarily the one most sought-after in the job market), decided to take matters into his own hands. He printed a huge copy of his CV and held it up in London’s busy Trafalgar Square. The gambit caught the attention of the International Business Development Group, who offered him an interview and eventually a job:

He has now begun working as a sales executive at their London offices, selling consultancy services to companies in the UK and abroad.

His stunt also brought offers of an interview with another company and work experience in an advertising firm.

Look, I say good for Alex. The thing is, though, the more people who pull stunts like this and get jobs from them, the more likely we are to see hordes of people trying to do the same thing. Personally, if Union Square starts filling up with recent college graduates standing around holding up copies of their resumes, it’s going to get really old really quickly. How long can gambits like this work before people become immune to them? I still think it’s worth perfecting the art of resume-writing.

what not to say in your resume

We’ve gone all week without a Tip of the Week, so here goes (with a hat tip to techrepublic.com):

  • Awesome
  • Dude!
  • Jesus
  • Basically any mention of religion, really. Unless you’re applying to work at the Vatican or something.
  • “I have a chronic illness”
  • Profanity (even if you did go to Asshole State University)
  • What year you graduated from college (hello, age discrimination!)
  • Kickass
  • Degrees/Certificates: BS, Business, University of Florida; Promises Rehab Center, Malibu, CA
  • “I left my last job because my boss was a total douche” (even though it’s true)
  • DUDE.
  • Aliases you’re wanted under in other states
  • “I plan to get pregnant immediately after you hire me and I have health insurance” (see also: Hasselbeck Technique)

the sta interview: ellen gordon reeves

Career advisor Ellen Gordon Reeves is the author of Can I Wear My Nose Ring to the Interview?: A Crash Course to Finding, Landing, and Keeping Your First Real Job. The book is a helpful, funny, and not-at-all-condescending guide for people just out of college who are looking for their first grownup job. The questions in the book came from actual recent grads who consulted Reeves for help. If you want to ask her a question not covered in this interview, you can email her at caniwearmynosering@gmail.com. PLUS, we have four copies of her book to give away, so check back tomorrow for more info.

What do you think today’s college grads and people entering the workforce are the most afraid of? What do you think are their best assets?

I don’t know if they’re more afraid that they won’t get a job, or that because of the economy, that they’ll have to take a job they don’t want or stay in one they don’t like for longer than they’d like. I find that most young people are afraid of their lack of experience. But you’ve got to focus on what you do know and the skills and experience you do have, not what you don’t have. I want today’s grads to feel valuable, not vulnerable. We don’t expect you to have decades of professional experience; you can’t have that at your age, and we know that – that’s why we can hire you inexpensively. Don’t tell your mother I said this, but you’re cheap! Your assets? Recent grads are perceived as creative, tech savvy, flexible, adaptable, willing to work hard, energetic and full of stamina, and stereotypically bound by fewer family commitments than older employees with spouses and children. So if you can convince an employer that you’re smart and articulate, ready to take initiative but also to defer to authority, and that you can not only be a great assistant but do some of the thinking and work left in the void created by more senior people who have been laid off, you’re golden.

Are there certain universal questions/concerns that everyone has when they start their first job? Or do these things change with time and the economy?

When you start a new job any time, you’re understandably nervous because it’s new and you’ve got to adapt to and/or create a whole new routine. You want to please people and do a good job, but you feel infantilized because you don’t know anyone and don’t know how to do anything and are totally reliant on others at the beginning. You don’t know where the bathrooms are or how to use the Xerox machine. You don’t know how to order supplies or how to lock up if you’re the last one in the office. This can do a number on your self-confidence but don’t let it. Then there’s the high school cafeteria lunch dilemma. You don’t want to eat alone but you don’t know anyone and everyone is pairing up as if Noah’s Ark had just docked in front of the building. Wait and watch.

This year, younger people are worried that they are competing with older people in a tight job market. The threat of the guillotine hangs in the air. That’s why it’s so important to present yourself as professionally and with as much maturity as possible. In this economy, the pressure is on to be really good at what you do, to make yourself as indispensable as possible so you don’t get canned if there’s another round of layoffs.

If you could only give someone one piece of advice from your book, what would it be?

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