Tag Archive for 'parties'

Monday Coffee: Batgirl Fights For Her Rights

The movie Made in Dagenham is about women pushing to get equal pay for equal work in 1960s Britain. – Picktainment

You know who else wants equal pay for equal work? Batgirl. – Comics Alliance

Napping at work is good for you. Someone tell my boss that the next time I get busted nodding off in a meeting. – Yahoo

To cut costs, many companies are making holiday parties employee-only, not allowing significant others to attend. But does this increase the likelihood of drunken coworker hookups? – CNBC

Can you get sued for unfriending one of your coworkers on Facebook? I don’t know, but this is why I warn you against accepting their requests in the first place. – Geekosystem

Two words: “underearners anonymous.” Where I’m from, they just call this “everybody.” – Bundle

How Do You Dress for An Assistant Book Party?

My book, the cleverly titled Save the Assistants, came out last week. And, as any author knows, the most important part of publishing a book is throwing a book party. However, I was at a total loss about what to wear at said book party. Luckily, my friend Carrie Goldberg (the fashion editor at Jewcy.com) is a stylist and came over to my apartment to help me dress myself out of stuff in my own closet. Everyone needs a Carrie in his or her life.

‘Hangover’ Writers Working On Movie About Office Parties

After the huge success of The Hangover, screenwriters Jon Lucas and Scott Moore could pretty much do whatever they wanted. And they’ve chosen to make their next movie about the workplace. The still-untitled project will center around that office staple: the drunken company Christmas party. If they’re looking for ideas, we might suggest starting with some of these holiday party themed horror stories:

Either way, I’ll definitely see this movie whenever it comes out, especially since there will probably be a couple of assistant characters on display. Who’s joining me?

zen and the art of party dressing

Writing on the Huffington Post, Friend of STA Brooke Moreland deftly breaks down the main types of holiday party outfits, what they say about you, and what others will think of you for wearing them. Here are a couple of highlights:

  • The LBD: You think it’s timeless, everyone else thinks it’s safe and predictable. They’re also all wearing LBDs themselves.
  • The Party Dress: You’re the life of the party. However, that means you also run a higher risk of barfing on someone or accidentally hitting on a coworker’s spouse.
  • The Business Suit: You just came from the office, which means you’re a workaholic. Your boss thinks that is a good quality, but your coworkers probably think you’re lame.
  • The Cute Holiday Sweater: Um, do I even need to mention this one? You may think “festive,” everyone else thinks “loser.” Save it for Grandma’s Christmas dinner.
  • The Elegant Dress: Perhaps you’re overdressed, or perhaps you’re just so good-looking that everyone else is jealous of you. Sometimes, risks are worth taking.

You can view the whole post here.

goldman sachs bans all holiday parties

Goldman Sachs, one of the only financial giants to remain standing, has decided to take the conservative approach and cancel their annual holiday party. The move is hardly shocking, as many companies in a variety of industries have also cancelled their parties, either because of financial reasons or because it would look tacky to have one when the economy is doing so badly. However, Goldman is going one step further in its party-banning, telling employees that they can’t throw their own parties for coworkers at their homes:

The firm has canceled its annual holiday party, just as it did last year. It also instructed the smaller business units that they should not organize their own smaller parties, which had been a long tradition at the firm. The parties are banned even if no firm money goes to pay for them.

But Goldman employees were surprised to hear that even parties within private homes fall under the ban. The firm apparently believes that it would be inappropriate for its employees to be seen partying while the economy is still so shaky and unemployment is so high.

Man, companies trying to keep you from having fun even when you’re not on their time? Next they’ll try to tell you what the dress code should be when you’re lying in bed on a Saturday morning watching TV. Or they’ll issue appropriate protocol for how to behave on your next date.