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what we can learn from NBC

As the entire universe apparently now knows, NBC bungled it big time when it came to letting Jay Leno retire and hand the reins of The Tonight Show over to Conan O’Brien. In addition to the obvious lessons we can learn from this disaster, such as “Jay Leno sucks” and “Conan O’Brien is hilarious,” FedLine (aka the Federal Times’ blog) points out some management lessons that we can learn from the mishandling of the whole situation. Let’s hope some TV executives take these tips to heart.

Lesson #1: Career progression is crucial to retaining top talent.

In other words, if your most talented people know they’ll be stuck in their jobs a long time because there’s nowhere for them to go internally, they will leave. And it will be your fault for not providing enough incentives.

Lesson #3: If you’re going to fire someone, just do it already.

One of the most embarrassing parts of the whole late night fiasco was the way that it was handled so publicly and that it took seemingly forever to resolve. That worked out nicely for Conan’s audience, who got to enjoy weeks’ worth of him taking potshots at NBC and putting together hilarious skits about wasting the network’s money, but it only protracted the whole situation. Good for viewers, not so good for NBC.

And while we’re on the subject of the lovely Mr. O’Brien, let’s all take his incredibly classy goodbye speech advice to heart:

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kenneth + conan = awesome

As any regular STA reader knows, I’m a big Conan O’Brien fan. Even though I wish he would still go back and write episodes for “The Simpsons,” I’ve been totally grossed out by the way Jay Leno and NBC have treated Conan during his stint on “The Tonight Show.” One of the upsides of the whole late night war, though, is all the awesome television coming out of it. Conan has not pulled any punches, making fun of NBC and Leno as much as he can before leaving the network. This clip, though, was one of the best yet: a crossover with fellow NBC star Jack McBrayer in character as 30 Rock’s Kenneth the Page. And what was Kenneth doing at the Tonight Show? Giving a studio tour, of course.

jay leno is a model employee

When I graduated from high school, the school gave out a special award to this girl Brenda who had not missed a single day of school since the first grade. I mean, not one. Even if she didn’t skip class in high school or take an extra day off for a family vacation, did she never get sick? If she has bionic genes or something, I’d certainly like to know. Or maybe she was the one who showed up at school sick all the time and was responsible for infecting all of us? I don’t know.

Anyway, what reminded me of Brenda was a news item I read today about Jay Leno. Leno called in sick and missed yesterday’s taping of his show – which is remarkable only the fact that he has never once missed a show in seventeen years. That is Miley Cyrus’ entire freaking life. I guess it could be a testimony to Jay’s excellent health or a weird thing in his contract, but I suspect that part of it is that he likes his job so much that he doesn’t want to miss it. Can you imagine that? I would love to someday have a job I enjoy so much that I actively avoid calling in sick or going on vacation.It’s like the holy grail.

If Jay is reading this, he should feel free to check out my tips for calling in sick when you’re not sick. I won’t tell on you, dude, you’ve earned it.