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the ’star trek’ guide to bad bosses

There have been a lot of Star Trek series, and with each one comes a new captain–meaning, a new boss. The sci-fi blog io9 offers a guide to Star Trek bosses, as well as tips for how to handle those bosses in real life.

  • The bully. He alternates between jolly and grouchy — but even his jolly side is a little scary sometimes. He enjoys “teasing” his subordinates, especially anyone who’s different in some way, like having funny-shaped ears. “Notices” his female underlings a little too closely. He does give an inspiring speech about risk-taking, but that’s usually just to drag you into some weird body-switching scheme that will leave you with a weird rash for a month.
  • The father figure. He’s your best pal, playing poker with you and listening to you whine about your holographic love life — until you piss him off, and then suddenly he’s all shouty and mean. He’s like your nice uncle who suddenly turns vicious.
  • The politician. On the surface, he’s a big swaggering warlord… but it only takes a glance to realize he’s really just a conniving weasel. He’ll say anything to get ahead, and always manages to wind up in charge because he maneuvers all the smarter people into destroying each other while he remains unscathed. If you start doing too well or — worse yet — become too popular around the office, he orders you to do an impossible task and then blames you when you fail.

View the rest of the list here.

could a cat do your job?

When you’re going to pick out a pet, you may decide solely based on the cuteness factor, or you may play with the little guy for a couple of minutes to see how friendly he is. However, the ASPCA is going even further, creating the Meet Your Match program. The program is designed to match cats up with potential owners by pairing them based on personality. The cats are categorized as “types,” and one of the most popular types is called “the personal assistant.” Here’s a description of this kind of cat: “You’re working on the computer? Let me press the keys. Reading the paper? I’ll hold the pages down for you… You’ll wonder how you ever managed without me.”

So, I guess now when I say I a trained monkey could probably do my job, I should substitute “cat” instead.

video: how to get away with slacking off

a new version of ‘office space’

Sorry it’s a day late, but we couldn’t pass up a chance to share this video of Office Space reenacted with those adorably gooey marshmallow Peeps.