There have been a lot of Star Trek series, and with each one comes a new captain–meaning, a new boss. The sci-fi blog io9 offers a guide to Star Trek bosses, as well as tips for how to handle those bosses in real life.

- The bully. He alternates between jolly and grouchy — but even his jolly side is a little scary sometimes. He enjoys “teasing” his subordinates, especially anyone who’s different in some way, like having funny-shaped ears. “Notices” his female underlings a little too closely. He does give an inspiring speech about risk-taking, but that’s usually just to drag you into some weird body-switching scheme that will leave you with a weird rash for a month.
- The father figure. He’s your best pal, playing poker with you and listening to you whine about your holographic love life — until you piss him off, and then suddenly he’s all shouty and mean. He’s like your nice uncle who suddenly turns vicious.
- The politician. On the surface, he’s a big swaggering warlord… but it only takes a glance to realize he’s really just a conniving weasel. He’ll say anything to get ahead, and always manages to wind up in charge because he maneuvers all the smarter people into destroying each other while he remains unscathed. If you start doing too well or — worse yet — become too popular around the office, he orders you to do an impossible task and then blames you when you fail.
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