Tag Archive for 'funny'

They Had Temps In Ancient Greece

[Via Saturday Morning Breakfast]

awesome blog alert: please fire me

I’m really digging the new blog Please Fire Me. It’s a simple enough premise: users submit reasons why they’d like to be fired. However, the reasons are about how much their companies/bosses suck, not about something the employee did. And, as any savvy assistant knows, being fired is way better than quitting, because then you get unemployment benefits! Here are a couple of my faves below:

Please fire me. I have to share my workspace with the mistress of the boss. So she thinks she’s the queen of the company and she definitely can’t do anything wrong in the boss’s eyes. And that leaves the rest of us in the office treated like dirt. So please fire me!

Please fire me. I had no idea I’d have to spend hours every day photocopying entire textbooks because you are too cheap to buy extra copies.

Please fire me. I just spent 20 minutes on the phone with your OBGYN picking a birth control that is “better suited” to your body.

Please fire me. I think I just helped my boss cover up a drunk driving hit and run with a mailbox.

And there’s more where that came from.

if a cat were the receptionist…

What’s the best way to improve a situation you hate? Just add a cute animal. Case in point: when the phone just won’t stop ringing, this kitty goes and answers it. Talk about talent. Cats may not be great with printers, but it seems like their phone-answering skills are a bit more on track.

conan’s supernatural assistants

Remember when Conan hired a zombie to be his personal assistant on The Tonight Show? Well, he’s keeping the bit going – and mocking Twilight in the process, which is always fun. Enter the brooding vampire, the hot werewolf, and … the sexy mummy?

michael and michael and an intern

Things I love: Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, and interns. In other words, this video has everything I like all in one place.

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ryan reynolds is not an assistant

If I weren’t already dorkily excited about seeing the Ryan Reynolds/Sandra Bullock romantic comedy The Proposal (he plays an assistant who has to marry his boss – Bullock – so she can legally stay in the country), then this video from Funny or Die would basically seal the deal. It has Betty White in it, and she thinks Ryan is her assistant. Really, what else do I need to say?

if andy samberg were your boss

…it might look something like this.

posh’s ex-assistant talks celebrity life

I first “met” Renee Gauthier when she was Victoria Beckham’s assistant – their cute, agreeable relationship was part of the reason Posh’s Coming to America special was so funny. (Like this scene where they tried to bake a pie together.) Now, Renee has left the celebrity assistant life behind her and is working as a comedienne, and in this segment she talks about what it was like getting to meet celebrities like Eva Longoria and Kelly Clarkson when she was a PA. Enjoy:

amy poehler to join ‘office’ spinoff

amy poehlerAs The Office’s US version continues to succeed commercially and with critics, there are more reports of a potential spinoff. Today the very funny and cool Amy Poehler (who just scored a Supporting Actress nomination for her many roles on Saturday Night Live and who is married to the equally funny and cool Will “GOB” Arnett) has been confirmed to star on the show. Comedian Aziz Ansari is the only other actor who has definitely been cast so far, and there’s no definite plot/location/character list for the show.  Since both Saturday Night Live and The Office are NBC properties, it makes sense for the network to work with someone they already have a relationship with–after all, Amy’s former SNL cohost (and Baby Mama costar) Tina Fey writes and stars in NBC’s 30 Rock, a project which has worked out really well so far. That said, I’ll miss Amy’s great delivery on Weekend Update, but no matter where she ends up she’ll be funny. And imagine if she played an assistant! We’d be honored to count Amy as one of our own.

the benefit of being on salary