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‘view’ assistant gets sent on wild panty chase

Being a PA on a TV show means you might get called on to run any number of random errands. However, one assistant on The View really had to go above and beyond the call of duty last week. Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the worst interviewer on television, was going to do a “hot topic” segment about how she disapproves of some stores carrying low-cut panties for little girls. [Elisabeth has a two-year-old daughter, Grace.] That meant a poor PA–who happened to be male–had to run around Manhattan kids’ stores trying to find a pair of this low-cut underwear that Hasselbeck could hold up during her segment. He managed to find a pair, but I’m curious how many stores thought he was a creepy pedophile and followed him around the store?

The worst part of this whole ordeal? The only reason this story is known is because the cohosts talked and laughed about it on air during a special “backstage on The View” episode. It figures that a woman who was basically handed a major network broadcasting job despite her only TV experience having been a contestant on a reality show wouldn’t understand the value of the hard work other people do in order to make her stupid self look good.

is rosie mending ‘the view’ feud via her assistant?

Rosie O’Donnell used to be the Queen of Nice, and then she was the woman who fought on air with airhead cohost Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View. But is Rosie making up with Elisabeth? According to The National Ledger, Rosie had her assistant call chichi baby boutique Petit Tresor to order a baby gift for Elisabeth, whose second child is due any day now.

To slightly reword a quote from Mr. Percy Bysshe Shelley: “Assistants are the unacknowledged legislators of the world.”

tim hasselbeck, future assistant?

When Michael Jordan was an undergrad basketball star at the University of North Carolina, he majored in Geography. What about Tim Hasselbeck, better known for being the husband of View harpy Elisabeth “Rosie Hater” Hasselbeck than for being a third-string quarterback for the New York Giants? When he was an athlete at Boston College (where he met the missus), Tim majored in Administrative Studies.

Welcome to STA, Tim! If your team finally gets tired of paying you to sit on the bench, you can always fall back on your administrative career. We’d be happy to let you join our assistant ranks, although we’re sure the pay is a little less than you’re accustomed to.