Now that Florida “tot mom” Casey Anthony has inexplicably been found not guilty of killing her daughter Caylee, she is going to need something else to do with her time besides be on trial. I have some suggestions!
- Visit OJ Simpson in jail
- Play self in Lifetime movie
- Launch personal style blog
- Go to Disneyland (not Universal Studios, obvi)
- Write tell all book
- Take over Dr. Kevorkian’s practice
- Start project to hunt down the real killer
- Do sitdown interview with Barbara Walters and/or Diane Sawyer
- Finally get around to finishing that PhD in Victorian Poetry
- Become Farrah’s new BFF on Teen Mom
- Find God and join a convent
