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Jane Lynch to Play Cartoon Assistant

Two of my favorite things are combining: Jane Lynch and The Simpsons. The Glee star (who in my mind will always be the Mighty Wind star) will appear on The Simpsons as Homer’s new assistant, Roz. In the episode, “Replaceable You,” Roz goes into All About Eve mode, undermining Homer and trying to usurp his job. (To be fair, the man’s completely incompetent, so it’s probably not hard for someone to do better than him.) Executive producer Al Jean described Roz thusly: “This woman seems terrifically nice, but then it turns out she’s just completely undermining him every step of the way and gets his job – until he can discover her one weakness with the help of Ned Flanders!”

Despite my general disinterest in anything on The Simpsons post season 10, I am going to have to watch this episode.

Monday Coffee: That Office Water Cooler Is Fake, Too

How do you handle making a personal call while on the clock? Here’s a hint: don’t use your boss’ direct line. – Corporette

The “close door” button in your building’s elevator? Doesn’t work. The office thermostat? Yeah, that doesn’t work either. Notice a trend? – Consumerist

What’s the difference between a dream job and your goal? A plan. – Lifehacker

Will having a professional nemesis drive a woman to become more successful? I don’t know, but I hope people quit using pictures of people from The Hills to illustrate these stories. – ForbesWoman

Trace the assistant from Flipping Out is really hot. – DListed

You never knew that pictures of people at their desks could be this beautiful. – The Guardian

Some people, like Megan and Jane from Mad Men, think it’s cool to marry your boss. This much wiser person does not. – The Gloss

Holly Madison’s Assistant Is Also Her Understudy

As assistant gigs go, this one’s not bad: Holly Madison’s assistant, Angel Porrino, will be taking over Holly’s role in the Las Vegas show Peepshow while Holly is on vacation. The fill-in only lasts for a week, but I can definitely say that in all the times I ever covered for my boss I never go to do anything remotely as interesting as that.

For those of you who watch Holly’s reality show Holly’s World, Angel is a regular cast member. Here’s a clip from when she celebrated her 21st birthday on the show:

New Workplace Show ‘Outsourced’ To Debut

As much as I disliked the movie Outsourced, I am willing to give the TV show of the same name and premise a try. The show is about a US company that makes wacky novelty items like foam fingers and whoopee cushions. They decide to save money by outsourcing their call center to India, and a hapless American employee gets sent to India to manage the office and teach the employees about American culture. Here’s a preview of the show. Will you watch it?

STA Meets ‘Kell On Earth’ Assistant Andrew Mukamal

Last night at the Fashion Forward event organized by the Gay Men’s Health Crisis, I got to meet one of my favorite TV assistants – Andrew Mukamal, assistant to Kelly Cutrone both in real life and on her show Kell On Earth. Andrew is just as funny and nice in person as he is on television. Here’s me posing for a photo op with him. Of course, he looked fabulous and, of course, I was rocking my best “I had a hangover and rolled into work this morning looking like a bum” chic.

Lilit Marcus Andrew Mukamal

Why Rachel Zoe Needs to Quit Bashing Her Ex-Assistant In the Press

Not every relationship works out – whether that’s husband/wife, parent/child, or boss/employee. But when that relationship dissolves in public, it’s even messier than a regular breakup. Lately, I’ve been watching as stylist to the stars and reality show centerpiece Rachel Zoe has used the fashion media to trash her former assistant, Taylor Jacobson (pictured at left in happier days), who was fired at the end of the last season of The Rachel Zoe Project. Anyone who watched the show saw the obvious tension between Taylor, who’d worked for Zoe some time, and Brad, the second assistant who was hired just as the reality show kicked off. Taylor hoped that hiring Brad meant she’d be promoted into a more managerial position or taking on additional responsibility, but that didn’t really pan out. Naturally, Taylor was frustrated by what she saw as stasis.

Zoe told WWD that “I hired Brad, this little angel, and then Taylor just went in for the kill. And I, like, did not see that coming. I always knew what she was capable of, but who knew that was going to happen with the camera?” Not content to let the mean-bitter-Taylor-picks-on-poor-adorable-angel-Brad storyline rest, Page Six ran an item claiming that Taylor had stolen clothes from her boss. I’ll quote Zoe herself (also from the WWD interview) when she talks about what Taylor’s up to now: “I don’t care what she does.” I also don’t care what Taylor does, but I do care about the fact that Zoe, who I previously respected as an entrepreneur, is talking shit about a former employee in the press. Taylor, to her credit, has barely made a peep. In fact, I didn’t know where she was working until the WWD article mentioned her new job (it’s for a denim company called Kasil).

Is it right to steal clothes? No. It is right to pick on an employee just because you don’t like them, even if you are just taking out your own issues on them? No. And is it right for the boss, the person with the power and the influence, to publicly talk shit about a former employee? No. Rachel Zoe is not some random woman scorned – she is a well known figure in the fashion world who works with celebrities, has tremendous clout, and makes a lot of money. When she goes after Taylor, she looks like she’s kicking someone who is already down. It may be that every single thing she says about Taylor is true, but I don’t care. She’s saying these things in order to promote her reality show and get more people to watch it, and I find that tacky. It would be another thing if Taylor applied for a job somewhere and someone called Zoe to ask whether they should hire her – you’re allowed to say “No, I would not recommend hiring her because she did X and Y when she worked for me” to someone else in the industry if they call about a job reference. But to give interviews to fashion industry publications trashing a former employee, even if you’re 100 percent in the right, just comes off as gross and uneccessary. Zoe has already won: she’s the one who is famous, has a TV show, and gets paid a lot of money to help celebrities pick out clothes. Continuing to smear Taylor is the equivalent of Patti LuPone using a public platform to insult a community theater actor.

I’m sure that Zoe, as she says, is just out to “set the record straight.” The record wasn’t crooked in the first place. However, the new season of The Rachel Zoe Project starts in August. I’m certain that’s totally a coincidence.

Cross-posted at The Gloss

Flavorwire Names Their Favorite Fictional (and Non-Fictional) Assistants

Flavorwire’s list of their favorite assistants from pop culture is pretty good. They have some of the usual suspects in there (Betty Suarez, Smithers, Jessica Zajicek), some up-and-comers (Andrew from Kell on Earth, who I keep meaning to do a post about), and some unconventional picks (until this list came out I thought I was the only person who preferred Emily to Andie in The Devil Wears Prada). But there’s one assistant they single out who I have sadly not ever done an ode to here on STA:

PAULA DEEN’S GAY ASSISTANT BRANDON.

That guy is so awesome. Gay Southerners are among my favorite people ever.

kenneth + conan = awesome

As any regular STA reader knows, I’m a big Conan O’Brien fan. Even though I wish he would still go back and write episodes for “The Simpsons,” I’ve been totally grossed out by the way Jay Leno and NBC have treated Conan during his stint on “The Tonight Show.” One of the upsides of the whole late night war, though, is all the awesome television coming out of it. Conan has not pulled any punches, making fun of NBC and Leno as much as he can before leaving the network. This clip, though, was one of the best yet: a crossover with fellow NBC star Jack McBrayer in character as 30 Rock’s Kenneth the Page. And what was Kenneth doing at the Tonight Show? Giving a studio tour, of course.

workplace harassment on ‘entourage’

Sometimes life really does imitate art…well, not that “Entourage” is art, but you get the idea. Just as his character Lloyd is mocked on the show by being called “The Gaysian,” his portrayer Rex Lee also gets shit from crew members while on set. Lee admitted to TMZ that he’s sometimes a target of jokes about his race and sexuality at work, and that it bothers him.

After the story broke, “Entourage” creator Rob Ellin responded that he was “horrified” to hear of Lee’s on-set harassment. He said that when the show resumes filming he’ll be giving everyone a lecture (sensitivity training class, perhaps?) and insisted that “[Harassment] is not something condoned or acceptable.”

I’m glad to hear that Ellin is laying down the law (even going so far as to say he’ll fire people who make homophobic comments), but did it really have to take this long? How many years has Lee been on the show? Is this a recent problem or something he’s just speaking out about now? Either way, I’m glad that Ellin seems to want to do the right thing.

conan’s supernatural assistants

Remember when Conan hired a zombie to be his personal assistant on The Tonight Show? Well, he’s keeping the bit going – and mocking Twilight in the process, which is always fun. Enter the brooding vampire, the hot werewolf, and … the sexy mummy?