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sta’s year in review

2009 has been an interesting year in assistantland. Here are some facts and figures:

The most popular post of 2009 was actually a post from 2008 – the post where I announced that Kathy Griffin’s first assistant, Jessica Zacijek, was leaving her job. The #2 and #3 posts were from this year, and they were also about the Jessica/Kathy situation.

The most popular tag of 2009 was “Office Politics.”

The most popular category of 2009 was, as it has been every other year since the site launched, “Horror Stories.” Refresh your memory with the story of the office Halloween grinch and a boss who earned the nickname Miranda Priestly 2.0.

The most popular celebrity of 2009, after Kathy Griffin of course, was Christian Bale. His former assistant Harrison Cheung’s tell-all to the Mirror and the story about Bale’s wife being the former assistant to Winona Ryder made him a popular guy on STA. The gratuitous hot photos probably didn’t hurt his ranking, either.

The most controversial post of 2009, by a landslide, was a post about Susan Boyle getting her very own assistant. Some really militant Susan Boyle fans – some of whom had the same IP address – thought it was impertinent of me to suggest that Susan should be nice to her assistant.

As for my own personal favorites, my new favorite tag is “Post Ideas from My Mom.” My mom is a regular reader of the site and occasionally sends me links to things she thinks I should write about here. Lots of them end up on the site, such as this story about a secretary who got fired for eating the boss’ sandwich and this post about a Texas office who adopted a cat as their mascot.

Thanks for a great 2009, and I look forward to an even better 2010.

week in review: some jerks hide, some just come right out with it

Ah, another week of assistant life over. Have a margarita, leave the windows open, and let me sum it up for you.

week in review: quick and dirty edition

Winners:

Losers:

week in review: we’ll sue if you say we need an assistant

In other news:

week in review: your job is funnier when performed by easter candy

week in review: we painted the nails we didn’t have

week in review: the porn invasion

Well, TGI fucking F. Lilit goes on vacation and the Porn* invades our site and attacks our readers through RSS. Thank holy Jesus for Michael, our awesome tech guy who figured out how to thwart them and banish the XXX from our domain. We tried to have some guest bloggers, but they were subdued while we dealt with our technical crap. Fortunately they’re both very understanding individuals so we can look forward to reading their fabulous contributions next week. Anyway, some other shit happened this week, too:

  • Christina Aguilera had a baby, a photo shoot, and a hissy fit. (Ironically, this was post #666 for us….)
  • Naomi Campbell is currently experiencing some kind of karmic retribution for her treatment of assistants. Ashley, for one, hopes the hospital garb is orange (like the jumpsuit that sanitary workers are supposed to wear). She also hopes that Naomi recovers just fine and lives to clobber another day (see above re: karmic retribution). 
  • Britney stayed out of trouble (no assistants fired, etc.). 

Have a great weekend, and keep it clean, people – you don’t want the Porn invading your shit. Trust us. By the way, if you click on the Porn link above, all we can say is, “take that, Porn, with your damn porno links!” 

week in review: are you as drained as we are?

Some of our favorite offerings from this week, in loosely connected story form:

week in review: we’re watching the puppy bowl this weekend

week in review: thanks for the mantras