September 19 is one of my favorite holidays, Talk Like a Pirate Day. It’s one great way to make the day go faster–and to make your boss confused as all hell when you overemphasize all your letter “R”s. Celebrate the holiday with some highlights from Talk Like a Pirate Days of yorrrrrrre.
- How to Tell if Your Boss is Secretly a Pirate
- Tips for Assisting Like a Pirate
- Find Out Your Pirate Name
- Post Your Pirate Photos
And the day wouldn’t be complete without a pirate joke, so here’s my favorite one.
Q: What do you call a black pirate?
A: A pirate, you fucking racist.
I know it’s probably a joke that’s been told a hundred times before, but I did a spit take when I read that just now. Thank you for ruining my computer. Brilliant!