In case you’ve been on vacation in Turkmenistan the last week or so, you probably heard that Mariah “Mimi” Carey and Nick Cannon got married last week. While most media outlets were taken by surprise and assumed the wedding was unplanned, there are now rumors that the whole thing was well-organized and also kept a secret. Perez Hilton reports that Mariah’s assistant flew out to the Bahamas a week ahead of time in order to help plan the wedding. I call bullshit on Mariah only having one assistant. Which one of the entourage was sent to plan the wedding, leaving the other eight to sort shoes and carry breast tape?
Also, did she get paid extra for her wedding-planning duties, or is that all in a day’s work for Team Carey? Someone really needs a primer on the combo job.
I love crazy weddings. But I love all weddings.
Y’know someone should also tell Mariah to fire her plastic surgeon for having done such obvious breast implants. They ought to know natural boobies aren’t supposed to be that far apart.