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Archive for May, 2008

baba wawa assistant gossip

Wow, it’s a hot day for the STA tipline today. Here’s another one we just got from an anonymous reader who waited in line for an autographed copy of Barbara Walters’ bestselling new memoir, Audition:

She said on The View that she was enjoying meeting people on her book tour. Total lie! She won’t look anyone in the eye or speak to them. You hand your book to her assistant, the assistant hands it to Barbara, she signs it, the assistant gives it back, and then you move on. The assistant looked SO BORED.

tory burch, prima donna

This tidbit comes into STA from a fashion assistant in New York:

I was in a meeting with [fashion designer] Tory Burch. She had just had her nails done, so her assistant had to sit next to her and turn the pages of the document that we were going over in the meeting for her.

the other side of the aisle: tips for interviewers

You definitely know what it’s like to go on interviews. But odds aren’t as high you’ve ever had to interview someone. This blog post gives insight into what it’s like to sit on the other side of the desk. It may be aimed at bosses instead of assistants, but the highly practical tips should make both parties happy. (Note: I hate when people don’t let you know one way or the other if you got the job. Not knowing is the worst!)

Don’t forget: you represent your company. Once, I got an interview with a “marketing boutique.” I was kind of excited about it. It sounded trendy, fast-paced, and down right fun. Upping the cool quotient was the fact that the office was based out of the owner’s studio loft apartment in a trendy par of town. I arrived at the apartment at the agreed upon time and knocked. I was greeted by the owner, a woman in cotton shorts and a t-shirt, no makeup, and flip flops. Her apartment was a mess, including the unmade bed in plain sight. Meanwhile, I was in a suit with light makeup and jewelery. The woman was abrasive, blunt, and down right annoying. I suffered through the interview and went home. I never contacted her again. I understand the perks of working out of your house. But seriously? A previously scheduled interview with a potential co-worker and you don’t even change clothes or make your bed?

If you end up not hiring someone, have the decency to tell them. Not that long ago I interviewed for an office position with a real estate group. The first interview went well and I came back for a second interview. The agent seemed excited and said many times how much she would like to hire me. At the end of the second interview, she even said “I’ll be in touch. I think we’re getting close.” I waited the alloted amount of time and when I hadn’t heard from her, I called and left a message. A few days later I emailed her. Two days after that, I saw the job re-posted on craigslist with the phrase, “We are looking for the RIGHT candidate.” Ouch. My respect for this woman went way down. I can handle not being right for the job. But after two interviews and hints that I WAS right for the job, are you really so cowardly that you can’t tell me you won’t be hiring me?

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50 cent to search for an apprentice

In his quest to be even more like Diddy, rapper/author/mogul 50 Cent is heading to TV. Variety reports that 50’s show will be a “search for the nation’s next street-smart business mogul.” The MTV show, which doesn’t have a name yet, “will center on 16 contestants as they live together and compete in challenges that relate to street savvy and business smarts. The show - kind of a hip-hop ‘Apprentice’ - will end each week with 50 Cent narrowing his search.”

50 Cent as Donald Trump? This is going to be a long TV season.

meet vogue’s newest intern

If you want a career in fashion, few places are better launching pads than style bible Vogue magazine. However, college design students, I regret to inform you there’s one less intern slot available this summer. That slot has been filled by a gentleman by the name of Sean Avery, who already has a day job–playing hockey for the New York Rangers.

Something tells me Avery won’t be spending his internship sealing envelopes or picking up everyone’s Starbucks order. The unpaid employee was a presenter at the FiFi Awards, which honor the best of the perfume industry. And there are rumors he may appear on the cover of Men’s Vogue. Does Sean Avery being an intern mean Venus Williams is going to become Anna Wintour’s assistant? Maybe college kids will start fighting for jobs as celebrity athletes.

guest post: scott mcclellan, assistant?

STA sends a hearty welcome to sometime guest blogger John Brooks. This week, he weighs in on Scott McClellan, author of a new memoir about his time as press secretary, a job which may or may not be an assistant position. You decide. 

The President’s Press Secretary is perhaps the highest-profile, highest-ranking lackey job on the face of the planet. The job description? Explain to the world all the crazy, unpopular, and often illegal things that your boss is doing, and explain it in such a way that makes it seem such things are not crazy, unpopular, or illegal. Oh, and have fun out there, buck-o! You’re here to learn.

It warms our collective hearts to see Scott McClellan, who used to do said job for everybody’s least-favorite bosses, the Bush administration, come out with his new book, “What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception”, which goes into detail about something we kinda knew all along: George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, and Condoleeza Rice are all assholes. Oh, and they lie to everybody. Including each other. And the American public.

These lies may or may not have yielded the Iraq War. (Okay…they did)

So while McClellan’s book is a front-runner for both the annual “Too Little, Too Late” and “Gee, Thanks For Not Writing This 6 Years Ago…” awards, we nonetheless salute Scotty for at least having the audacity to stand up to his awful, awful former employers.

Press Secretaries: They’re just like us!*

*except Dana Perino

[Editor's note: Doesn't "McClellan" look stupid in all lowercase?]

contest: write a guest post for sta

So, you may have heard that there’s a movie coming out this weekend called Sex and the City. You may have also heard that there’s an assistant in it. STA is looking for an intrepid moviegoer who wants to watch the movie this weekend and do a review of the movie, focusing on Jennifer Hudson’s character (the assistant).

If you want to get an idea of what an STA guest post is like, take a look at this review of Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts in Iron Man.

If you’re already planning to see the movie this weekend, send us your review before noon EST on Monday, June 2. We’ll pick our favorite review and run it on the site. Thanks in advance, and happy Sexing.

beauty products for the office

I have a drawer in my cube at work that I use for storing all kinds of random unrelated-to-work stuff, like breath mints, ponytail holders, Advil, contact solution, and chocolate (for emergencies, of course). However, if you guys are less worried about curing/concealing hangovers and more worried about looking good while at work, I highly recommend this article from the Washington Post about the best stash-in-your-desk beauty products.

Do you have an office beauty/grooming product you swear by? Mine is a handy tube of Burt’s Bees, because an assistant can never have enough lip balm. Tell us yours in the comments.

mazel tov to josh schwartz’s assistant

A hearty “best wishes” to Sarah Frank-Meltzer on her recent wedding. Sarah is the personal assistant to Josh Schwartz, the mastermind behind the TV shows The OC, Chuck, and Gossip Girl

Sarah’s current job is not the only thing assistant-related about her wedding announcement. Her now-husband, William Callahan, actually interviewed Sarah for a PA job several years ago. She didn’t get the job, but it clearly all worked out for her in the end. To view the full wedding announcement and read the whole story, click here.

r. kelly’s ex-assistant testifies

R. Kelly’s long-awaited trial on child sex abuse charges has finally started. Although no cameras are permitted in the courtroom, there are reporters covering the trial. This week, his former assistant, Lindsey Perryman, testified. There is a tape of what appears to be R. Kelly having sex with an underage girl, and Perryman said under oath that she believes the man in the video is indeed the R&B star. Perryman also claims to recognize the girl in the tape, who visited Kelly’s recording studio several times.

We’ll have to see how Perryman’s testimony affects the outcome of the trial or if Kelly’s high-powered attorneys can get him out of trouble.