We were heartbroken when the trainwreck that was Bobby and Whitney (or BOBBBAY! and whitty, for those of you who, like us, watched their brilliant but short lived reality show) split last year. However, the ink is barely dry on Bobby’s upcoming autobiography. From the excerpts we’ve seen so far, it looks like Bobby’s claiming he was a virginal altar boy before he met big bad evil Whitney. Here’s a sample:
The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn’t go too well with her image . . . In Whitney’s situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation, whether it was true or not. In the short, I think I got caught up in the politics and ended up marrying one of the biggest stars in the world.
We think you’re hilarious, Bobbbay!, but one thing: if two women are having an affair, it’s not called “bisexual.” It’s called “lesbian.” You may have intended to say that rumors of a lesbian affair would have meant that Whitney was interested in both men and women and was therefore a bisexual, but woman plus woman plus sex equals “lesbian affair.” Mmm, wake up and smell the gender politics. Also, in that last sentence it should be “in short,” not “in the short.”
Oh, and while we’re at it, no one believes that you never touched any drugs but pot before hooking up with Whitney. In case you were wondering.
Amen, sister-friend!!! There is no way BOBBBAY was an innocent in all this nonsense.
Does he really think he can pull the wool over OUR eyes?
he is full of crap.