Kelly Clarkson, Perez Hilton, and others who have their siblings as their PAs can now add Heather Mills to their ranks. Fiona Mills (no word on whether she’s the older or younger sister) apparently handles all her sister’s bookings and personal business, to which we say…exactly what business is that? I mean, now that she’s not on Dancing with the Stars anymore, what exactly is her job?

I hope that T-shirt is dedicated to Fiona.