cubs owner is a shitty boss

Do you know who Sam Zell is? I didn’t, until an STA reader sent along an article about him. Sam is the owner of the Chicago Cubs baseball team. And he’s also, by all accounts, a tremendous douchebag. Since you may not want to sift through an entire article about the team’s plans for the upcoming season to get at the nuggets about how much this guy sucks to work for, we’ve picked out some of the best parts for you:

• Quote: “Everyone likes pussy. It’s un-American not to like pussy.”
• Quote: “Fuck you.” (To reporter.)
• He is known for being pro-layoff at another property he owns, The Chicago Tribune
• Quote: “Fuck you.” (To employee.)
• Asked in a staff meeting if anyone could recommend good online porn sites

Gee, sounds like a great guy to work for. Fire up those sexual harassment lawsuits, ladies.