does amy winehouse have an assistant?

We’re not positive whether Amy Winehouse has an assistant or not. The average person of her fame level would definitely have one, but recent behavior makes it seem like she doesn’t. For example, when she went out in the middle of the night in London wearing nothing but jeans and a red bra? If she was really “going out to get food,” that’s normally an assistant’s task. (And if she was really going out to get drugs, that’s usually an assistant task too. Trust us.) Plus, this week she was spotted at the US Embassy in London applying for a visa so she could perform at the Grammys. Arranging travel is another thing normally assigned to an assistant. Or it’s possible she needed a reason to sneak out of rehab.

Our guess? An extensive Google and Technorati search turned up nothing. And we suspect she would have preferred to spend an assistant’s salary on drugs. However, even if it’s conclusively proven she doesn’t have an assistant, we’re not quite ready to put her on our “Too Cool to Have An Assistant” list. We love her music (especially this song), but until she’s clean and sober for sure we’re keeping her on STA probation. Get better, Amy!