Based on their assistant-related activities this past year, we’d like to take a moment to acknowledge the following offenders/saints. Ho ho ho.
Throw to the Grinch:
- Naomi Campbell – assistant abuser extraordinaire
- Britney Spears – general dumbass with questionable judgment
- Varsha Sabhnani of Central Islip, NY – for modern-day slavery
- Jon Peters, for unforgivable sexism
Put ‘em in a manger, all glowy (though they could probably get in themselves, being as they don’t need an assistant):
- Tim Gunn because he makes it work without an assistant
- John C. Reilly because he’s humble and awesome
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