inside mariah carey’s assistant entourage

Blender magazine reports that Mariah Carey showed up to the VH1 Save the Music 10th anniversary party with nine–you read that right, nine–assistants in tow. Why in the world could anybody need nine assistants when even Diddy doesn’t need that many? According to Blender, one of the assistants sported a belt of brushes and hairspray, one carried hot rollers, and one seemed to have only one duty–supplying Mariah with a steady stream of breast tape. Maybe to save money, she could cut the last assistant and start wearing dresses that actually cover her tits? Just a suggestion.

Also, how does “Mariah Carey’s Curling Assistant” look on a resume? What kind of job do you apply for after that? If it’s “author of tell-all book,” we’re interested.

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