We can never get enough news about Britney Spears’ assembly line of assistants. Apparently after the dismal failures that were Shannon Funk and “Cousin” Alli, Brit has decide to get a similarly-monikered male assistant, Bret.
Us Weekly reports that Brit ‘n Bret were shopping at Neiman Marcus in Los Angeles earlier this week. She was apparently overheard trashing the judge in her recent child custody hearing, but there’s also compelling evidence that Brit is one or two degrees away from being a Naomi Campbell-level assistant abuser:
First the pop star commandeered a dressing room (generally reserved for the disabled) to try on a slew of Juicy Couture dresses.
Then, after belting out Rihanna’s “Umbrella,” Spears told her assistant Bret she wanted her dog London. Learning the Yorkie was in Malibu, 27 miles away, she said, “F-k that. That will take us an hour to drive there. Can’t we have the dog messengered over?”
Um, yeah. That’s all we have to say about that.
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