This week saw major excitement in the world of celebrity assistants. It’s starting to seem like working for Naomi Campbell might be one of the safer bets.
Britney fired her latest victim after only three weeks, but not before her former cousin-assistant decided to launch a pop career of her own AND help K-fed with his custody battle (but we’re not savethefamily.com, so you’ll have to consult the Googles for more coverage)…
There was even more excitement in the concrete jungles of Los Angeles, as rumors flew around about Lindsay Lohan giving chase to her freshly-”let go” second assistant, only to end up busted again and smacked upside the head by an enraged mother (allegedly).
Back in what is looking more and more like the normal world, we played with toys, learned all about the three faces of Mimi (not LaRue, unfortunately), learned a valuable lesson about gossip, and found out that former assistants can find true love in the form of Steve Martin.
Oh, Steve Martin, you make it all seem worth it… Sigh.
