Most stars, when they get busted for their bad behavior, go to rehab. What about Naomi Campbell, possibly the worst celeb boss ever? She’s rehabilitating her image by getting a reality show where she looks for a new assistant.
A few thoughts:
1. According to this article, her last six assistants have quit.
2. Is she just doing this because Tyra Banks has a show? We all know Naomi loves a good rivalry.
3. Is the contestant pool for this show going to overlap with the one for Flavor of Love? Because Bootz vs. Naomi would be classic television.
4. If you plan to audition for this show, please call us.
5. Seriously.
6. And bring your camera phone.
Tip of the week: Do not work for Naomi Campbell. Repeat, do not work for Naomi Campbell. We’re serious, y’all. This is the woman who threw a cell phone at her assistant’s head. The pattern should tell you something! It is not worth the small brush with fame.
Fine. Apply. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.
And bring your camera phone.
is there any way to look at the application? i tried searching the mtv site for it and came up empty. since i am a bored assistant, i think it’d be fun to fill it out. but not send it in. unless my boss asks me if i’m a witch again. oye. thanks for all the humor and helping me get through a mind numbing 40-hr week!
We couldn’t find anything either. Don’t worry, though, the second there’s an application, we’ll happily post it here for you.
just a tip — you have to go to tv shows section.. then go to the tab “casting call”. They bill it as unnamed celebrity assistant or something.
Not that I applied or anything.
Whoever gets the position call me, I have this voodoo powder I used on my last boss and she has never returned to work. She kept telling the other employees that I had devil eyes, the excuse they made was that she was stressed and kept apologizing to me.
This voodoo will work on Naomi, I promise you.
I really would like to apply! How do I go about doing that?
http://www.mtv.com/#/ontv/castingcall/index.jhtml?castingId=1553046
oh well.
thanks to mike’s comment, here’s a link. although, very disappointingly, there is no application.
I think Naomi should be forced to live in a tent in the middle of the desert with only one pair of clothes and no makeup.Than maybe she would appreciate everything she has.I don’t think giving her more money for a reality show does anything but spoil her further.